12.04.09
AP Goes Over 100 On The Day. All Day Adrian Peterson was going 109 MPH in a 55 when he was pulled over by police and issued a ticket for speeding. It's a shame he doesn't have the type of speed that Gus Johnson claimed Titans superback ChrisJohnson possessed. (FOXSports)
There are no I's In Wii We Tennis star AndyMurray was dumped recently by his girlfriend for reportedly "playing video games for up to seven hours a day." I'm not saying Murray's gaming habit is totally ok. All's that I'm saying is that I'm sure whatever game Murray was playing had a second player option. I've always said the best relationships are built around understanding and compromise. (With Leather)
"Seattle: We're Barely Even In America!" 'Close Proximity to Canada' typically isn't something a major league ball club will advertise to lure big names to their team but that's exactly what the Mariners are doing with Canadian free agents JasonBay and RichHarden (Mariners Blog). Renowned M's blog, USS Mariner, dismisses the Bay rumors but says the M's could land ChoneFiggins.
Slowjammin' with Eldrick Amidst this cacophony that is the TigerWoods debacle, the fine folks at Half Day Today thought it'd be best to take everything down a notch and provide us with a sublime remix of Woods' voicemail message to Jaimee Grubbs. Just a warning, watching this video will cause you throughout the day to periodically sing out ?"Name...Off...Your....Phone...."?
First the fat boys go and break up.... With the departures of Mark Mangino and CharlieWeis, the average weight of the division one head coaches could dip below 200 lbs for the first time this decade. As for Weis's replacement, the latest name to pop up is former Tennessee coach Phil Fullmer who could be an ideal candidate having both the experience of winning a national title and dealing with mountains of rabid and irrational scrutiny (Midwest Sports Fans). Speaking of which, you may think RichRodriguez isn't getting a fair shake at the U of M but he isn't doing himself any favors by making godawful analogies.
Futility Man With the Nets now officially off to the worst start in NBA history, the inevitable comparisons to last year's Lions squad have begun to surface (Rumors And Rants). Speaking of which, Matt Millen continues to demonstrate amazing prowess in the announcer's booth.
Evil Empire Vs The Blogosphere How are the Yankees celebrating the recently won 27th World Championship? By shaking down websites for using the Yankee name (from the soon to be renamed Yankee Universe).
The Obligatory 'Prodigal Son Returns' Reference AI is back in Philadelphia and the Answer came out and broke down as if he just got done watching Philadelphia. And since no one likes to see thugs cry, we need a nice compilation of some of AI's more memorable and upbeat press conferences (My Sports Rumors).
Good till the last drop. Here is quite possibly the worst drop you'll ever see in a professional football game, courtesy of who else, BraylonEdwards.
